TwilightTrulyUnicorn

Disclaimer: Best read in the voice of Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw” So the Season 5 ponies are finally here, Sweet Celestia! It’s been almost a year, But after giving a view, I said, “it’s one stretched to two!” So to me this was a quite dull premiere. I say this partly because I like to provide some short, concise yet poetic writing to contrast the overlong drag that was Cutie Markless, but mostly because I cannot be asked to make up my own writing style. But seeing as you read this far I suppose some elaboration is in order. I find that post-season 2 has entered a disappointing holding pattern consi